• THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS AND CONES

    A year ago, more or less, our local authority re-laid the main street through the centre of town. It needed it. Potholes and time had taken their toll. It was inconvenient, the street was closed off for a couple of weeks with a diversion. But, it had to be done. Suddenly, a couple of weeks…

  • HS2 – Full Project Specification

    I came across this above-top-secret document in my researches. (actually, I didn’t, but either it does or it should exist somewhere) HS2 The Hideously Superfluous railway. Synopsis: The purpose of this project is to develop a modern, high-speed system for transporting large amounts of cash from the public purse into the already bulging wallets of:…