Flights of the butterfly

  • NOTE TO MY LOCAL COUNCIL

    Some time ago, two clothing recycling containers appeared at the end of my street. Big ugly green things that nobody uses. To the leader of my local council, on your seven-figure salary: Do you have these at the end of your road? Nah, didn’t think so. D’you want them? Nah, didn’t think so. Me neither,…

  • SPEND, SPEND, SPEND

    Got an email from my local authority. They do that from time to time to justify their worthless existence and make excuses for wasting my money. Among other things it  says: “Over the next four years we’re proposing spending: Let’s have a little look at that: £105 million on the highways network £25 million on…