Once upon a time there was a kid called Stewart:

He tried a fiew looks:

But, he was a bit of a piggy:

Until he became king of Whereamia:

But food remained a problem:

Frequently necessitating the Order of the Bath:

Unitl, one day, he got a New Look:

Because he had met a lady:

Lady Millicent, who had her own castle:

Well, wouldn’t you?